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Poo in my slippers, poo on my sheets.

January 25th, 2009 (12:18 am)

Yes, there was poo on both of those when I got back to college yesterday. It belonged to a sly member of the rodent family.

thankfully a mouse, not a rat.

the poo on the bed is gone because i did 3 loads of bedding laundry today but the poo in the slippers is still there cuz we don't own a vacuum. i'm buying a dustbuster tomorrow. i did pretty much soak the slippers and a bag i had on the floor by them (was too afraid of the mess that might be inside to look) in lysol so at least they're mostly sterile.


it's interesting because the unfortunate bedding discovery was made shortly after a Big Deal, Really Stressful event in my life which is inappropriate for the public domain but that i handled really well. the boyfriend commented on this, how i went to pieces over mouse poo and totally owned the other situation. it's true, and it happens a lot.

that's probably good, though. when i have to, i handle anything!

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Posted by: dizzy raptures (tout_a_coup)
Posted at: January 27th, 2009 06:12 pm (UTC)

Bro, how come we be mutual friends but your posts don't show up on my flist? I'm obviously trying to stalk your life but this is proving an impediment.

Posted by: リズ~ (hagaren22)
Posted at: January 29th, 2009 01:31 am (UTC)

i dont think my posts show up on anybody's flist and i have NO IDEA why. huh.

Posted by: リズ~ (hagaren22)
Posted at: January 29th, 2009 01:33 am (UTC)

ok nvm they should show up now when i post another.

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: January 29th, 2009 02:29 am (UTC)

oh haha word up then. wtf, am i anonymous? this is clearly also maddy, i'm using everyone's computers today sorry.

Posted by: dizzy raptures (tout_a_coup)
Posted at: January 29th, 2009 02:27 am (UTC)

sounds like a forgotten privacy setting on your part then. best be changing that so i can get informed about your life in REAL TIME which is always my first priority.

Posted by: Ms. Sunshine (lazyantibodies)
Posted at: January 29th, 2009 12:59 am (UTC)

I am not sure what this other situation is but I am curious. I can deduce it is something gross and maybe about bodily functions? Hm.

Posted by: リズ~ (hagaren22)
Posted at: January 29th, 2009 01:37 am (UTC)

lol no it wasn't gross. actually it's not really inappropriate, i just had to go to the planned parenthood in nyc and pick up plan b because a condom broke. it was like the day i first came back and i'd never been so the whole situation was very stressful.

what i have no idea is what you could've POSSIBLY been thinking of. a stressful situation involving bodily functions??? WHAT???? like massive diarrhea or something??

Posted by: Ms. Sunshine (lazyantibodies)
Posted at: January 29th, 2009 01:40 am (UTC)

yeah I was thinking something more along the lines of pooped your pants in public...
did the condom break after he came and you didn't notice it? we have had the condom break a couple times, I think I told you but apparently if the man has peed since the last time he has come that kills all the sperm. but of course there is precum and all that. though the chances are slim...

Posted by: リズ~ (hagaren22)
Posted at: January 29th, 2009 01:47 am (UTC)

no he came and then was like "oh shit it broke" at some point before. useless males. so that's why i got plan b. haha and i'm very glad i didn't poop my pants in public...jeez...

Posted by: Ms. Sunshine (lazyantibodies)
Posted at: January 29th, 2009 01:50 am (UTC)

a wise decision. I am glad you didn't do that too. phew what a relief.

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